fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

goodnight my lil babbus i love u all

sexybaldwin:

How Cecil thinks Carlos does science:image

How Carlos actually does science:

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onlyjustastory:

cat + me

onlyjustastory:

cat + me

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

octopusbath:

hamishwatson:

if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands

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sixpenceee:

Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist. 

freshsprince:

i love that book the fault in our wallflowers